This is a feature that could be added to Classic WoW later on. I think that raiding in Classic WoW could use some improvements. This Battle for Weed concept is inspired by that time the police took my weed stash. The contested raid in Azeroth would essentially have weed that both factions would race to confiscate. The purpose would be to earn a thumbs-up from your faction leader by helping your faction gather evidence leading to an arrest of Azeroth's weed dealers. The more evidence a player contributes to their faction's total, the higher quality thumbs-up they receive at the end of the trial.

There would be Cash, Weed and Fingerprint nodes that spawn inside raids during the investigation. If a group wipes to a boss during an investigation, they would drop any evidence they had collected. Players would need to gather as much evidence as they can to contribute to their faction's investigation. At the end of a raid, what ever evidence the group had collected would be added to the faction's total. An example would be as follows:

Investigation: Kel'Thuzad's Floating Apartment Complex (Ends when one faction gathers enough evidence to indict)

Horde:

• 0/1000 Cash

• 0/1000 Weed

• 0/1000 Fingerprints

Alliance:

• 0/1000 Cash

• 0/1000 Weed

• 0/1000 Fingerprints

A server wide message would announce that Kel'Thuzad is a suspected Weed dealer and Naxxramas needs to be raided for evidence. Cash, Weed and Fingerprint nodes would spawn in Naxxramas. Raid groups would thoroughly search the raid, looting these evidence nodes. Once you complete the raid, all evidence stacks would be taken from your inventory and added to your faction's evidence score. Once you have secured evidence for your faction, you would be eligible for a thumbs-up from your faction leader.

The more evidence that a player turns in, the higher quality thumbs-up they receive at the end of the trial. Players would earn a thumbs-up with a rating of 100 per evidence they turn in. If a player contributes 30 Cash, 15 Weeds and 20 Fingerprints to their faction's total, they would earn (30x100) + (15x100) + (20x100) = a thumbs-up with a rating of 6500. When one faction reaches the Cash, Weed and Fingerprint caps, the prosecutor will announce that they will use that faction's evidence in the trial. The winning faction will have a big party in their capital city, some 80s synth pop will start playing, the credits will roll and there will be a blooper reel with all the wipes and ventrillo drama from all the raids. There will then be post-credits scene in which the camera slowly pans to a shadowy figure, revealing who the next suspected weed dealer is.

The fuck did I just read

I think I’ve read a similar idea not too long ago

WeedwoodTroll wrote: ↑

4 years ago

A server wide message would announce that Kel'Thuzad is a suspected Weed dealer

I killed two Dwarves in the morning, I killed two Dwarves at night, I killed two Dwarves in the afternoon and then I feel alright. I killed two Dwarves in time of peace, and two Dwarves in time of war, I killed two Dwarves before I killed two Dwarves and then I killed two more

Yea but if they actually did this it would be fucking rad. Are you kidding? Pothead Kel'Thuzad? I would buy the shit out of that funko pop and I despise funko pops. Also his floating apartment complex would be my permanent hearthstone location if such a thing were possible. To me it sounds like you've just suggested a new faction, and, buddy, let me tell you I'd sign the fuck right up.
I've been a longtime supporter of Our Dark Lady, The Banshee Queen, Sylvanas Windrunner May She Rule Forever and May All Life Cease but a pothead lich?

hurr durr pot is lyf3 xd stonerzzz

Was this a troll on RedrigeGnolls Battlezone idea? :D

Edit: Nvm, it must have been

snickerwicket wrote: ↑

4 years ago

Pothead Kel'Thuzad? I would buy the shit out of that funko pop and I despise funko pops.

You have a way with words. This is pure poetry.

On a separate note, August 27th can't come soon enough

@Latsiv did you played on P-Servers - Your name sounds so familiar to me :o!